A good meeting starts on time and a great meeting ends on time.

When you start getting ads in the mail from criminal defense lawyers and divorce attorneys, that’s a sign that things are not good.

I told my wife A.A. was so popular that there were no openings for new members and that they put me on the waiting list.

Resentment is when I don’t get my way in the past, anger is when I don’t get my way in the present, and fear is when I don’t get my way in the future.

My friend who brought me said, “Don’t worry, it’s not a cult”. I wasn’t worried until he said that, and then I knew it was a cult.

I have a disease that can put alcohol into my body without my permission.

At the end, the glamorous martini became a jelly glass of warm gin.