Heard in a Meeting – August: Is It Odd or is It God?

 

A collection of some of the witty, wise and wacky things heard in meetings.

I did some controlled drinking. My drinking was controlled by my bank account.

I didn’t have a problem with drinking. I had a problem with people who thought I had a problem with drinking.

We learn how to be comfortable being uncomfortable if we work the steps. 

I was dying of a disease I didn’t know I had. 

Meetings are a great substitute for alcohol. But they’re not a solution to alcoholism. 

I’m asked how many people I sponsor and my answer is always the same: about half of them.