A collection of some of the witty, wise and wacky things heard in meetings.
10th step: Check up from the neck up.
Live in A.A. and visit the world, don’t live in the world and visit A.A.
The elevator’s broken – take the steps.
Alcoholics hate two things: the way things are and change.
I wish I wasn’t an alcoholic so I could drink all the time.
A.A. will do for us slowly what alcohol did for us quickly.