A collection of some of the witty, wise and wacky things heard in meetings.

 10th step: Check up from the neck up.

 Live in A.A. and visit the world, don’t live in the world and visit A.A.

The elevator’s broken – take the steps.

 Alcoholics hate two things: the way things are and change.

I wish I wasn’t an alcoholic so I could drink all the time.

 A.A. will do for us slowly what alcohol did for us quickly.