A collection of some of the witty, wise, and wacky things heard in meetings.

Fear is the dark room where all my negatives get developed.

You’ve hit bottom when your circumstances get worse faster than you can lower your standards.

 He pulled up in front of my house and said the most spiritual thing you’ll ever hear in A.A., “Get in the car.”

In treatment they talked about our “drug of choice” and I didn’t really know what that would be. In A.A. a speaker talked about his “drug of non-choice” and I could instantly relate.

When you tell me what to do you’re being controlling. When I do it, I’m being helpful.

It’s a lot more fun to not wreck my life on a daily basis.

In A.A. you have to listen to people who should be dead tell you how to get well.

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