I didn’t get into trouble every time I drank, but every time I got into trouble, I’d been drinking.

At my first meeting two women were wresting over the sheet cake. It went flying into the air and I thought, A.A. is awesome!

You guys don’t have to change for me to be ok today.

The women all gave me their phone numbers. Some of the men did also. The women took those away from me.

It is much worse to be them than to deal with them.

I didn’t even come here thinking I was an alcoholic. You guys made me an alcoholic.

I am under the influence of peace today.