If you’re coasting, you’re probably going downhill.

My God box is becoming so full, pretty soon it will be a God crate.

My sponsor had me doing so much service, that for me, the a,b,c in How it Works stood for ashtrays, brooms and chairs.

I was asked under oath if a half empty bottle was mine. I replied, “If it were mine, it would be empty”. 

I was so mad at the meeting that I filled the sink and washed the ashtrays first, then washed the coffee cups.

I grew up in a small, rural town where very little was expected of us—and I delivered.

I could have used a sponsor in kindergarten.