A collection of some of the witty, wise, and wacky things heard in meetings.

If you’re feeling hopeless, that is good news in A.A.

A.A. may not open the gates of heaven and let you in, but it’ll open the gates of hell and let you out.

I didn’t drink to fit into nice social situations. I drank specifically to lose conscious contact with reality.

You may not have had your last drink, but if you’ve gone to meetings, you have enjoyed your last drink.

I have a sneaking suspicion that everything’s going to be ok.

I’m still recording over the tape that was made in my childhood.

The only thing that’s gotten more people sober than the Big Book is Zoom.