Heard in a Meeting – October: I need a pettiness sponsor

A collection of some of the witty, wise, and wacky things heard in meetings.

I came in for the usual 3 reasons: the liver, the lover, and the law.

We say we have a living problem. I am living. That is a problem.

I was laying in the gutter judging everybody’s shoes.

The disease is actually designed not to see itself.

I could stop drinking. I just couldn’t stop starting.

All recovery begins with sobriety, but not all sobriety ends in recovery.

I need a pettiness sponsor.