A collection of some of the witty, wise, and wacky things heard in meetings.
I came in for the usual 3 reasons: the liver, the lover, and the law.
We say we have a living problem. I am living. That is a problem.
I was laying in the gutter judging everybody’s shoes.
The disease is actually designed not to see itself.
I could stop drinking. I just couldn’t stop starting.
All recovery begins with sobriety, but not all sobriety ends in recovery.
I need a pettiness sponsor.