A collection of some of the witty, wise, and wacky things heard in meetings.

I would draw a line in the sand, and then I’d step over that line and I would draw a new line.

The mind that creates the problem cannot solve it.

Sometimes when people drink, they get wittier, prettier and tittier.

I didn’t have a bad bottom, but it was enough for me. It was a bottom of my soul.

Logic and I have never been solid friends.

I didn’t believe in miracles until I became one.

Drinking’s not my problem—it’s my solution. How I feel when I’m not drinking is my problem.

You can’t self-will spirituality.