A collection of some of the witty, wise, and wacky things heard in meetings.

You never have to go back to basics if you never leave them.

I have problems in areas where I didn’t used to have areas.

I deserve to be locked up or covered up. Every day that I wake up this side of the grass, I am grateful.

If you’re an alcoholic, you can continue to drink, or you can do anything else with your life that you want, but you can’t do both.

Steps 6 and 7 are like doing the laundry. Everything’s fresh and clean after you do it, but you’re still wearing clothes and eventually you need to do it again, and keep on doing it.

I have a life I never could have imagined, and all I did was say a bunch of yeses.