Heard in a Meeting: I was at the bar 365 days a year. Except for…

I was at the bar 365 days a year. Except for Leap Year.

Sign in fellowship: We’ll laugh at you until you can laugh at yourself.

Alcoholics don’t get better so they can carry the message, they carry the message so they can get better.

I quit my job in a blackout and couldn’t figure out why everyone was looking at me funny the next day.

When I learned more about my dad’s childhood, a door opened in my heart, and I began to see him as a human being.

Fair is a four-letter word.

AA was the last thing I tried and the first thing that worked.