Heard in a Meeting: My mother told me if the bottle starts to go too fast,…

My mother told me if the bottle starts to go too fast, I might have a problem. So I bought a bigger bottle.

Very sadly, my wife developed a bad case of Alanon-ism.

I got sober without my permission.

Resentment is like setting myself on fire, hoping the smoke will bother the other person.

In AA, the only suggestion you pay for is the one you don’t use.

All I did was supply the drunk. You people and God did the miracle.

If you don’t go within, you go without.